Picture this: you’re on a first date with the person of your dreams, happily enjoying dinner at your favourite restaurant. Things are going well when suddenly you feel compelled to talk about your ex. Before you can stop yourself, you’re lamenting every horrible thing they’ve ever done. Next thing you know, your date is out the door, never to be seen again. Ugh!Ok, so maybe that exact scenario hasn’t happened to you, but we’ve all made dating mistakes we’d rather forget. Lucky for us, Blind Date is coming to Vancouver and Mimi, the show’s loveable Parisian temptress, is full of dating and relationship tips and tricks. To give you a sneak preview of what’s to come, here’s a few of our favourite quotes from Mimi!
“You want a dating tip? Don’t be an asshole. That goes for women too.”
“The further away you are from a dance floor when you ask a woman to dance, the more romantic it is. Ask me to dance in a gravel pit and I will give you my panties.”
“I don’t understand men dating younger women in order to feel younger…you want to feel YOUNG – date an 80 year old, you’ll feel amazing getting naked…although, you’ll have to sleep with an 80 year old. Which, could be awesome, we just don’t know. The 80 year olds are quiet about that stuff.”
“Women set ‘lady-traps’ for men. It’s what we do. There’s no right answer, and it’s not fair…but then again, men get paid more than we do, so it all evens out. You make more money, we psychologically torture you.”
“I won’t drink out of the milk carton, if you clean underneath your fingernails. That’s romance!”
“When a woman asks you, ‘what are you thinking about?’ what she really means is, “how much do you love me right now?”
“I’m French. Life has no meaning. You might as well drink wine and fuck.”
Don’t miss out on this hilarious performance! Blind Date runs from September 18 – October 7. Tickets start at $17 and are available online at tickets.thecultch.com, by phone at 604.251.1363, or in person at 1895 Venables St.