The Cultch Presents
Theatre Replacement's
EAST VAN PANTO:
WEST VAN STORY
Written by Marcus Youssef with Pedro Chamale
Directed by Chelsea Haberlin
Music by Veda Hille
A West Van crew. An East Van gang. One wild holiday romance in the middle of a dance battle and a housing crisis. It’s East Van Panto: West Van Story – where love gets weird and the rent’s still too darn high!
25/26 CULTCH PRESENTATION
PREMIUM PRESENTATION
NOV 19, 2025–JAN 04, 2026
YORK THEATRE
Previews
WED, NOV 19 & THUR, NOV 20 | 7:30PM
Opening Night
FRI, NOV 21 | 7:30PM
Evening Shows
WED–SAT;
TUE, DEC 02, 09, 23, 30;
SUN, NOV 30, DEC 07, 14, 21 | 7:00PM
Matinees
SAT (from NOV 29) & SUN;
TUE, DEC 23 & 30;
WED, DEC 24 & 31;
FRI, DEC 26, JAN 02 | 2:00PM
Accessible Performances
Recommended for ages 5+ and anyone who likes to laugh!
YORK THEATRE
639 Commercial Dr,
Vancouver, BC
Phone:604-251-1363
Email: [email protected]
Summer Hours
Monday to Friday: 12–4pm
Saturday & Sunday: Closed
Photo Credit: Emily Cooper
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About the show
When a freak atmospheric tsunami strands West Van influencer Holly, and her curling crew The Hurry Hards, deep in the wilds of East Van, she’s ready for disaster — but not the romantic kind. Enter Joes: charming, striking, and a proud member of The East Van Pets… their sworn enemies!
As Holly battles the expectations of her West Van mega-developer motherfather, Boberta Rainy, she finds herself caught between two cities, two families, and one seriously unexpected romance. Will she follow her heart — and Joes — into a new world of love, dance battles, and civic resistance? Or will Boberta’s towers and renovictions crush everything in their path?
This holiday season, come watch Holly and Joes try to Second-Narrows-bridge their differences and sweep each other off their feet. Love, laughter, and low-income housing — now that’s a triple takeout!
Theatre Replacement’s East Van Panto is back for its thirteenth (!) year — and this time, we’re switching it up. Say goodbye to the classic fairy tale and hello to a Romeo-and-Juliet-inspired romp like only East Van can deliver!
East Van Panto: West Van Story brings together a mix of new and familiar faces: Playwright Marcus Youssef (Wizard of Oz, Pinocchio) teams up with newcomer Pedro Chamale, and making her Panto debut is Director Chelsea Haberlin. And of course, no East Van Panto would be complete without our beloved Composer extraordinaire Veda Hille.
Get ready for another year of East Van’s wackiest, most joyfully subversive all-ages tradition!
Panto Partner
The Draw
SHOW CREDITS
Produced by Theatre Replacement (Vancouver)
Written by:
Marcus Youssef with Pedro Chamale
Directed by:
Chelsea Haberlin
Music by:
Veda Hille
Praise for Past Pantos
Vancouver's Wackiest Theatre Tradition!
Photos of previous East Van Pantos by Emily Cooper Photography
TICKET PRICES
Section A+:
$89
Section A:
$84
Section B:
$74
Section C:
$59
Panto Child Price (NOV 19–DEC 04):
For ages 16 and under.
Child Prices are available while quantities last for showtimes NOV 19–DEC 04:
- Sections A+, A, B, & C: $44
- Section D: $35
HOLIDAY PRICING (DEC 19–28):
Section A+:
$94
Section A:
$84
Section B:
$74
Section C:
$59
Ways to Save
Panto Family Packs are back!
Get 4 tickets for $225
(2 adults + 2 children)*
*Panto Family Packs are available while quantities last for showtimes NOV 19–DEC 04 (Sections: A+/A)
Book your Panto Family Pack:
- Select four seats in Section A+ or A (Green or Blue seats).
- On the following page, use the dropdown box to switch from “Seat – $84.00” to “Child, 16 and under – $44” for two of the seats.
- Select Continue to see Family Pack savings applied to your order!
Got questions? Contact our Box Office:
604-251-1363
[email protected]
Pay-What-You-Choose from $25
WED, NOV 19, & THUR, NOV 20 | 7:30PM
General Admission $49 + Happy Hour Pricing at the bar!
WED, NOV 26, & THUR, NOV 27 | 7:00PM
Group Discounts are available for this show while quantities last.
Please contact our Box Office for details:
604-251-1363
[email protected]
50% off tickets are available for Indigenous patrons thanks to the support of the Ronald S. Roadburg Foundation.
Use promo code INDIGENOUS to book up to two discounted tickets. Those who wish to book tickets for a larger group or family can contact [email protected]
The Cultch Connects Program provides complimentary tickets to community organizations and social service groups. It also offers complimentary tickets to individuals and families who may otherwise face barriers to attending Cultch performances. To request Cultch Connects tickets, please email [email protected]
This program is made possible with the support of our generous donor community. Learn more about what your donation can do for our community.
Accessible performances
Sunday, November 30 | 2:00PM
Calling all parents! We’re hosting a baby-friendly matinee! Tickets for babies (& children under 5) are complimentary, but please note that babies (& children under 5) will not receive their own seat, but will sit on their guardian’s laps.
Please contact our Box Office to book this special ticket:
604-251-1363
[email protected]
Sunday, December 14 | 2:00PM
We are thrilled to partner with VocalEye to offer the option of live audio description for select performances!
This service provides greater access for people who are blind and partially sighted. Visual elements of the shows are described in real-time through earpieces provided free of charge. Those who do not require this service will not experience any disturbance to the performance.
Please contact our Box Office to book:
604-251-1363
[email protected]
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